Lol, so much wrong in those few sentences.
First of all, the only "real life" of Dan, is shown by Paul. Whatever he does in a scene or does not do is "real life". If Paul thinks Dan would turn around slowly, then Dan does, period.
Secondly, if you start out with a disclaimer, your point is pretty much invalid, as you're about to bash that person and want to not seem like a moron.
That picture is so full of fail.